BETHESDA, MD—A long, idiotic rant delivered by a demonstrably stupid man was interrupted Monday by the ramblings of a man who, in addition to being stupid, spoke in a very loud voice. “The first man was certainly stupid, but he was more relentless than loud,” said a quiet and somewhat reasonable man who witnessed the dispute. “So when the other man began saying something even stupider at a much higher volume, naturally I had to pay attention to him.” As of press time, both men had quieted down somewhat, but remained stupid.
What can I say? Sometimes there is nothing to add to The Onion. Knowing I can’t top this one, I humbly entreat you to click on the embedded video and go to full screen.
